Dial M for Middlesbrough

Johnny Vegas

Terry

Sian Gibson

Gemma

Sheila Reid

Mildred

Georgie Glen

Hilda

Sally Lindsay

Evie

Phil Davis

Jed

Jason Donovan

Darren

Annette Crosbie

Edna

Joanna Page

Susan

Mike Wozniak

Professor Neil

Selina Griffiths

Mary

John Macmillan

Chad

Ambreen Razia

Penny

Jason Forbes

Phil

Jason Cook

Detective

David Mumeni

Radio DJ

Ian 'H' Watkins

Himself

Hiten Patel

Businessman

Steve Clamp

Newsreader

Chris Gardner

Police Officer