Valentine

Jack Albertson

Pete Ferguson

Mary Martin

Gracie Schwartz

Loretta Swit

Emily

Danny DeVito

Dewey

Judy Norton

Elizabeth (as Judy Norton-Taylor)

Gerard Prendergast

Michael

Lloyd Nolan

Brother Joe

Philip Michael Thomas

Bean

Morgan Farley

Mason

Merie Earle

Birdie

Brad Dexter

Cosmo

Linda Grovenor

Lindy

Ted McGinley

Jogger

Jan Stratton

Nurse

Harry Hanson

Track Announcer

Geoff Minger

Blond Surfer